You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
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Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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