we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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