I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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