Dual....:-)
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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