Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
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she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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