im so drunk with asians
where?
always
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
