I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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