also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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