Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
