I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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