Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
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It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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