Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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