how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
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Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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