I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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