i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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