Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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