Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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