chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Barsexuality is the new black.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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