Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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