why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
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My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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