1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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