she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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