Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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