"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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