i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
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