Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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