My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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