I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(