She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
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at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
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Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto