please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
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I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
You may now shotgun with the bride
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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