is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?