He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
