butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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