youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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