You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
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Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
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dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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