): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
did i walk over a car last night?
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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