If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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