the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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