Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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