therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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