Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
