i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We talked him into tasing himself.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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