In America we eat man semen.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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