so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
handjob tips. give me some.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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