Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
be right there i have to get my cape
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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