No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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