the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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