i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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