Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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