Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I can text with my tongue
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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