I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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