Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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