Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
worst night to have a conscience
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
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