brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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