i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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