Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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