I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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