CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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